Presenting! The Ed Hochuli Drinking Game, AKA "The Mighty Hochules"

Those who know me know I do not like nor do I watch football.

With that being said, I believe I'll make my mark on society as the co-creator of the Ed Hochuli Drinking Game ( AKA The Mighty Hochules ).

 Rules are still being created, but I believe the first few are already making football more enjoyable.

• A shot for call explanations lasting 6-10 seconds (Two shots for 11-15 seconds,Three shots for16-20 seconds, etc) 
•  If Hochuli stumbles his words during a call...shot 
• A correction to his explanation = two shots 
•  ANY TIME he uses the word "therefore" you DRINK! 
• Any time the announcer refers to Ed Hochuli by name, everyone screams "HOCHULI!" and drinks a beer. 

• You may also place these options into a hat and individuals can choose when they drink. Luck of the draw. 

You're welcome, world.

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Summer, Football, & The Cheers

This is always among my least favorite times of the year. I don't really buy into the whole "dog days" thing, because there are many beautiful days to enjoy towards summer's end.

No, I get sad for a few reasons.

• The amount of bookings decreases. This is a temporary thing but I ALWAYS end up believing I'll never get work again.
• Most Minor League & Independent League baseball seasons come to a close and I am forced to pay a little more attention to the Majors, which in Chicago is NOTHING but a bad time!
• The worst of all games, FOOTBALL, becomes the prevalent televised ball-handling activity.

I've never liked the game. It is filled with convoluted rules and too much of the game can be affected by the presence of ONE great superstar as opposed to the hard work of several good no-name players. This is not a team sport nor is it an entertaining one.

Plus, if you live in the Chicago area you become very aware of the fact that we have NO "professional" sports teams at all, much less a football team. Chicago has had a few championships to boast about, but for the most part, being a fan of a team in Chicago is a little like being a closeted masochist. You LOVE the pain, but don't want anyone else to know about your obsession.

Tomorrow SHOULD bring about the BRAND NEW LOOK of The Cheers! I'm looking forward to seeing how the new look and more enjoyable features will affect the readership of the magazine. I have one article in the issue, "Fun With Ego-Surfing" which talks about internet fame and the fun of Googlism. I hope you enjoy it!