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Monday, February 27, 2006

Everybody's First Haiku

Not to be confused with other great
Andy Martello poems like...


or





Everybody's First Haiku
By Andy Martello


Mistakes from my past
Torment me in present day
And doom my future


OK, I know that everybody's REAL first Haiku goes something like this...


Five syllable line
Then there's seven syllables
Back to five - Got it!

15 Comments:

Blogger Spook said...

Japan must be one
Very small country because
Its poems are small.

(not totally sure on the syllable count on some of thse)

8:05 AM

 
Blogger Andy Land said...

The syllables in the Haiku are correct. I'm a kick-ass poet ya know.

The other poems, well they're just pure genius.

;)

8:14 AM

 
Blogger Jade said...

Uh, I'll leave that shit up to the experts! LOL

8:18 AM

 
Anonymous Older, Wiser Brother said...

Here's one for all the Martello Males---you can substitute "Marty" or "Matthew" for "Andy"---sigh!

Andy must have a
very small penis because
he's a Martello

8:20 AM

 
Anonymous Older, Wiser Brother said...

Or, if you prefer...

Andy must have a
very huge penis because
he's American.

8:23 AM

 
Anonymous Older, Wiser Brother said...

And I would know which is really true....I changed his diapers, you know....

8:23 AM

 
Blogger Bud said...

I can't write haiku
It is too damn demanding
I'll take limericks

8:26 AM

 
Blogger Andy Land said...

Very funny, Marty. I wrote one for you.

Marty Martello
has a huge cock. Too bad it's
attached to his neck.

:)

Just though you should know, the secret sequence of letter sI must type in to post this comment are "irbig". I look at that as "I R big."

Bud Buckley's Haiku -
Easier for him to write
than for us to read.

LOL!

10:18 AM

 
Anonymous Older, Wiser Brother said...

Cock on neck under
chin makes them happy when
I eat them yum yum!

Haven't you always wanted an extra appendage under your chin whilst being a "cunning linguist?"

10:34 AM

 
Anonymous Older, Wiser Brother said...

OOPS! Typo!

Cock on neck under
chin makes women happy when
I eat them. Yum Yum!

10:36 AM

 
Blogger Andy Land said...

See I read that as YOU are eating the cock under your chin, which is way more likely than the other scenario So...

My brother Marty
looks rather fetching in his
new Freudian slip.

;)

10:39 AM

 
Anonymous Older, Wiser Brother said...

New Freudian slip
or old Jungian corset...
Which to wear tonight?

11:04 AM

 
Anonymous Older, Wiser Brother said...

My brother Andrew
is really retching while
reading my haiku

11:22 AM

 
Blogger Andy Land said...

Very nice!

11:26 AM

 
Blogger Andy Land said...

No need for Haiku.
I get sick every time I
deal with my brother.

11:33 AM

 

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