Women Ask Me Lots of Silly Questions

Perhaps it is because I have something of a reputation for giving women secrets about men "behind enemy lines", but women ask me a lot of silly questions.

More often than not, they have to do with why men hope, if not WANT certain things to happen within the confines of their sex life. I get asked questions about breast size, threesomes, lesbians - if it is in the common ground area of deviance and desire for a man, some gal will ask me to explain it to them and most certainly get depressed after hearing the answer. I guess there are still women out there with some hope that we men are not really that simple. Go figure.

Recently a discussion arose about why so many guys have fantasies about gymnasts, contortionists, or any "ist" that simply means, "bendy girl".

Now I could post some rather hard core photos I've got saved for just such an occasion to help illustrate the whys and the wherefores. I could even just refer to an old Seinfeld episode for the answer.

Instead I'll send you to a fantastic (and SAFE for Work) video that should answer all your questions. If you can't quite figure it out, just TRY real hard or ask some guy at work to explain it to you. Zeesh!

With thanks to Ole' Blue for making me aware of this video and for recently linking to my Bob Newhart post.