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Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Say What You Will About My Hair


My "rat tail" will NEVER look as stupid or lame as your fauxhawk!


Please sleep with me.  I look like a pinhead!
Classic non-committal fashion there. You WANT a Mohawk in order to look edgy and cool but you're too much of a pussy to actually get a real one. So you use your gel to manufacture a fauxhawk in the hopes you won't look unhip. Then your boss or worse, your friends come into the room and you hurriedly smooth out your hair before they notice how stupid you look and kick your ass.

Seriously, other than porn chicks and hookers (who are obliged by their jobs), are there any women willing to admit to sleeping with a guy who sported a fauxhawk? Are there any women willing to admit to sleeping with a guy BECAUSE of his fauxhawk? I'd settle for hearing from teenaged girls on this one because that's about the only demographic I can imagine being fooled by such a moronic hairstyle.

3 Comments:

Blogger Amanda said...

Don't look at me...I wouldn't be one of them. I would be too busy laughing..

8:39 AM

 
Blogger sue said...

Rat tail! Rat tail! Rat tail! Rat tail! ... c'mon...join in...!

9:57 AM

 
Blogger Andy Land said...

Yep. If I had a limited vocabulary and no dictionary, as well as a fauxhawk, and felt like admitting it, I'd have no choice but to anonymously leave an insulting comment.

That's gotta be a friend of mine...or a loser club kid wannabe that hasn't seen a vagina since leaving the womb.

As always, thanks for reading. Now go fluff your fauxhawk and wipe the semen from the corner of your mouth.

9:13 AM

 

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