Say What You Will About My Hair
Classic non-committal fashion there. You WANT a Mohawk in order to look edgy and cool but you're too much of a pussy to actually get a real one. So you use your gel to manufacture a fauxhawk in the hopes you won't look unhip. Then your boss or worse, your friends come into the room and you hurriedly smooth out your hair before they notice how stupid you look and kick your ass.
Seriously, other than porn chicks and hookers (who are obliged by their jobs), are there any women willing to admit to sleeping with a guy who sported a fauxhawk? Are there any women willing to admit to sleeping with a guy BECAUSE of his fauxhawk? I'd settle for hearing from teenaged girls on this one because that's about the only demographic I can imagine being fooled by such a moronic hairstyle.
3 Comments:
Don't look at me...I wouldn't be one of them. I would be too busy laughing..
8:39 AM
Rat tail! Rat tail! Rat tail! Rat tail! ... c'mon...join in...!
9:57 AM
Yep. If I had a limited vocabulary and no dictionary, as well as a fauxhawk, and felt like admitting it, I'd have no choice but to anonymously leave an insulting comment.
That's gotta be a friend of mine...or a loser club kid wannabe that hasn't seen a vagina since leaving the womb.
As always, thanks for reading. Now go fluff your fauxhawk and wipe the semen from the corner of your mouth.
9:13 AM
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