I See the Irony

I was completely unaware that yesterday was Penguin Awareness Day. I didn't even know there was such a day. Of course, I'm always aware of penguins so no big deal. An extra day of penguin fun is good for anyone.

But were you aware of the senseless slaughter of penguins going on in Las Vegas?



I'm sorry to report that countless (and extremely rare) Gargantuan Penguins, native to the Nevada desert have been found dead across the Las Vegas Valley. The official report is that they died of natural causes, but it has been rumored that fowl play is to blame. Natural causes? What penguin is found hanging about in a casino now that the penguins are gone from the Flamingo Hotel? Harumph!

Here you see the County's Penguin Coroner examining the
corpse of the elusive Gargantuan Penguin.

When I was there, I managed to find one lone Gargantuan Penguin still alive and desperate for escape. Sadly, he later perished gorging himself at the buffet.

OR...maybe these are photos of the workers removing the Christmas decorations at the Bellagio's Conservatory and getting ready for the Chinese New Year. I forget.

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