WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Take a VERY CLOSE LOOK AT IT!
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Is there ANYTHING there that suggests I will be reading your messages or adding you to my "Friends List"?
I may not update as often as I'd like, but I already have
THIS BLOGGER BLOG.
You are already rarely reading, stopping by, or commenting here.
WHY on Earth would I want yet another blog/writing venue/way-to-meet-teenagers-pretending-to-be-of age-fuck-goddesses
that you are sure to ignore?
I do not use my MySpace page.
Stop trying to contact me through there.
I do not want to be on FaceBook. Stop sending me requests.
I have no desire to be LinkedIn and wish you'd
stop asking me to join.
I use this blog. I like this blog. YOU used to like it too.
Until you can give me ANY valid reason why those other, more convoluted and confusing platforms are ANY better than this simple blog I will not be joining and wasting even more time online with those social networks.
NOTE: All of this may change if I get a major gig on The Strip or on some "vote for me so I can be famous" TV show. Of course, I know you'll probably not even tell anyone to vote for me. You probably won't even watch whatever I'm in. How do I know this?
You're probably not actually reading this now!