It Will Be a Happy Thanksgiving Indeed!

Ann Coulter's jaw has been wired shut.

However will she suck her own dick?

Did I "say" that out loud?

OK, asshole comedian remarks aside, I hope she recovers soon. Not because I want to hear her say ANYTHING EVER AGAIN, but rather, I know that a broken jaw is among the most painful and uncomfortable things that can happen to someone.

Even though I rarely (if ever) agree with anything that she says and I find her awful lame attempts to laugh at her own unfunny and hateful remarks to be desperate and sad in every way, I wouldn't wish the pain of a broken jaw upon anyone. So in the spirit of Thanksgiving and more significantly - CHANGE, BITCH - I wish her a speedy recovery.