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Friday, June 22, 2007

OK, Some People Are Just Sick.

I check my stats for this blog fairly regularly. I'm curious to know how many people are finding the place and how they came to reach Andy Land. Generally people are finding me by searching for other things. "Other things". O-T-H-E-R T-H-I-N-G-S.

I know I've done this sort of thing before, but this time I just can't help but mention one of the other things that brought someone here over the last few days.

Someone from Australia actually found my blog by doing a web search for...

"widest vagina" and "widest vagina photos"!

This is not a prudish blog but it certainly isn't a porn blog either. That being said, either one of those search terms gets me the guy looking for unusually wide lady parts.

Here's the thread that the surfer, eager to find pictures of some mighty wide vaginas, gets to read.

Yep. The poor guy hoping to find actual photos of actual giant vaginas is only moderately pleased when he sees the photos I took of cave formations in Niagara Cave. I made mention of the fact that some of the formations had something of a familiar shape to them.

However, it was not my commentary that brought my blog to the top of the rankings. It was that of my wildly funny, always brilliant, and currently depressed friend, Golfwidow.

In case you don't feel like reading her comment (a joke she recalled) in my past post I'll reprint it here. It is just as funny now as it was then, if not more so today given the fact that I'm now attracting freaks with a giant hoo-hah fetish.

"golfwidow said...

Reminds me of a joke. What doesn't?
Doctor: You have the widest vagina I've ever seen. You have the widest vagina I've ever seen.
Patient (angrily): Well, you don't have to say it twice.
Doctor: I didn't; that was the echo. That was the echo."

Now the true genius of this post is that the next time someone is surfing the web for mammoth genitalia there will be TWO posts leading them here. I will be sitting back and laughing at these poor souls and hoping they find what they are looking for elsewhere.

By the way, head over to Golfwidow's blog and cheer her up a bit. She could use a good laugh.

And for guy finding my blog by typing in "animal fisting" ...get a life!


Blogger Bud said...

Truly hysterical!

10:49 AM

Blogger golfwidow said...

Upstate New York has Howe Caverns. Minnesota has Wow Caverns.

1:53 AM

Anonymous sue said...

Yikes. What some people do with their spare time...

5:34 AM


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