Back. Sick & Tired.

What it says there.

I'm back.

I'm sick. Some sort of funky food-induced crapfest that has been going on since Thursday night and won't stop. Not to get too gross, but I can't remember a time where I was crapping too much for a full day and not crapping at all the next (and both sensations hurt equally as much). But the gushing blood coming out of my body most of the night has been a real treat. OK, I got too gross. Deal.

I'm tired. Lots of vacationy-goodness, gambling, drinking, and searching for a home for us to talk about. Just not now. The aforementioned fun and the recent illness has rendered me useless in every respect. You should actually consider yourself lucky I'm posting at all. No really, you should. I know you missed me.

Brief news...we're in all likelihood moving to Vegas. Soon. Not sure when. Too much stuff to sort out here and I'm just too damned out of it to start working on it. But we have a place to stay and possibly own down the road. YAY us.

I have a gig tomorrow. Assuming my body doesn't rupture from not being able to dump successfully, I look forward to working and worrying more about the impending move.

Lots to talk about.

Thanks for the well-wishes and the e-mails. I promise to get you filled in on everything when the dust settles.

By the way, listen to the Podcrapular podcast with guest host, Josh (The Listener). Stop making my partner feel like crap by telling her the show doesn't work without me. It worked without me in the beginning and it will work until I can get back. Some very funny stuff on this week's show, including a lot of great techno-glitches, which are among the reasons you listen to us after all.