Things to Do Today
Seriously, are you really thinking about watching the Super Bowl? Good LORD! Whatever.
Anyway, there are alternatives to the championship game for the most senseless and awful of sports. Here are the two most important choices so far as I see things.
If you MUST watch some aggressive behavior inside a stadium, I can't help but think your time would be better spent watching PUPPY BOWL III on Animal Planet. Been watching this the last two years and they've never let me down. Much more fun to watch and infinitely smarter than the Super Bowl. Really.
Of course, the best thing to occupy your time is to listen to the newest Podcrapular show. This week we read some of the "Play with Our Pussy (Joke)" segment submissions from various listeners. Funny stuff. Tune in to hear what the heck I'm talking about.
Me? I'll be in Mt. Horeb tasting mustards and ignoring all but the last 15 seconds of the Super Bowl (That's really all you need to watch).