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Saturday, February 03, 2007

Things to Do Today

Seriously, are you really thinking about watching the Super Bowl? Good LORD! Whatever.

Anyway, there are alternatives to the championship game for the most senseless and awful of sports. Here are the two most important choices so far as I see things.

If you MUST watch some aggressive behavior inside a stadium, I can't help but think your time would be better spent watching PUPPY BOWL III on Animal Planet. Been watching this the last two years and they've never let me down. Much more fun to watch and infinitely smarter than the Super Bowl. Really.


Of course, the best thing to occupy your time is to listen to the newest Podcrapular show. This week we read some of the "Play with Our Pussy (Joke)" segment submissions from various listeners. Funny stuff. Tune in to hear what the heck I'm talking about.

Me? I'll be in Mt. Horeb tasting mustards and ignoring all but the last 15 seconds of the Super Bowl (That's really all you need to watch).

4 Comments:

Blogger Bud said...

I went to a party with 90 people and pretended to watch SB. Couldn't hear a thing so I missed the ads and Prince. Saw big steroidal bodies hurling themselves around in the rain. Oh, yeah, there were some guys playing football too.

4:58 AM

 
Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

I watched the first and last quarters. Oh and the commercials.

Shame about your team, Andy, but they wuz outplayed ;-)

7:33 AM

 
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Yea weall I did not see any cheerleaders the whole game. And the reason that Chicago lost is because they have no cheerleaders.

6:35 PM

 
Anonymous d-man said...

Is that lawn bowls, indoor bowls, or ten-pin bowling?

I don't get it. What's so super about bowling anyway?

You crazy Americans.

1:27 AM

 

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