Ten Things Tuesday: Post New Year's Activities

• Refill your prescription for Prozac now that you're faced with the harsh reality that "The Holidays" cover up and end with "WINTER"
• Try to find your pants. They're probably with your car, which is also missing.
• Take inventory of fingers and toes. Always a good practice after any heavy-drinking holiday.
• Thank God that Gerald Ford died in order to provide you a 4 day weekend with that "National Day of Mourning" crap (Government employees only).
• Petition U.S. Government. Try to get National Day of Mourning for James Brown.
• Call in sick from work (All non governmental employees).
• Replay TIVO recording of "Rockin' New Year's Eve" to see how good Dick Clark looked.
  
• Call up friends and talk about how good Dick Clark looked the other night.
• Call friends back. Explain that you were too drunk (or too hung over ) when you initially called. Explain that the good looking man was Ryan Seacrest.
• Call friends again. Explain that you are so not gay for thinking Ryan Seacrest looked good.