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Monday, January 01, 2007

Ten Things Tuesday: Post New Year's Activities

  • Refill your prescription for Prozac now that you're faced with the harsh reality that "The Holidays" cover up and end with "WINTER"
  • Try to find your pants. They're probably with your car, which is also missing.
  • Take inventory of fingers and toes. Always a good practice after any heavy-drinking holiday.
  • Thank God that Gerald Ford died in order to provide you a 4 day weekend with that "National Day of Mourning" crap (Government employees only).
  • Petition U.S. Government. Try to get National Day of Mourning for James Brown.
  • Call in sick from work (All non governmental employees).
  • Replay TIVO recording of "Rockin' New Year's Eve" to see how good Dick Clark looked.
  • Call up friends and talk about how good Dick Clark looked the other night.
  • Call friends back. Explain that you were too drunk (or too hung over ) when you initially called. Explain that the good looking man was Ryan Seacrest.
  • Call friends again. Explain that you are so not gay for thinking Ryan Seacrest looked good.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ryan Seacrest looking good needs no explanation. He has too many 'people' to go out looking less than good. Being gay is something totally different!!

10:15 PM

 
Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

Sorry Andy, that's still gay.

By the by, I listened to you and GW's podcast. Nice job! And boy do you have a radio voice ;-)

Hoping we get rich together in 2007!

5:04 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

personally, I think Ryan looks like a Dick. I mean, dick. :D

8:09 AM

 
Anonymous hellbunny said...

Happy new year

8:58 AM

 
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

LOL, Happy New Year

9:53 AM

 
Blogger Bud said...

I'm so glad your New Year's Eve was THAT much fun. At least the parts you remember. I bet the parts you can't remember were a giant pisser too!@

10:11 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for making me laugh right from your first line!

12:23 PM

 
Anonymous DB said...

Hope you're having a Great New Year Andy !! :)

2:02 PM

 
Blogger Andy Land said...

Glad everyone is enjoying the list. Happy New Year to everyone.

9:43 AM

 

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