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Sunday, December 03, 2006

What Happened this Weekend? WHO CARES? A New PODCAST Is Up!

We'll start off with a line incorporating a pop culture reference .


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The New Podcast is Here!
The New Podcast is Here!

I do this because "pop culture references" are just ONE of the topics of conversation in the latest and greatest of the podcasts featuring my new steady girlfriend, (No really, we are. Read her blog to find out why.) Golfwidow.

Do you want to know what else we manage to talk about in less than 40 minutes? Here are just a few random samples for you (Phrases, subjects, etc.).

  • Golfwidow's Book
  • Fisting Kittens (or is it Kitten-fisting?)
  • Diet Coke vs. Diet Pepsi (and a big up for Coke Zero)
  • The New James Bond film
  • Fisting Grandma
  • Mr. Rogers Neighborhood (Be warned, there's a LOT of sick interpretations of characters in the Land of Make Believe)
  • For Your Consideration
  • The J. Geils Band
  • Pretty much as many fisting jokes as one man can make
AND MANY MORE!

Now whenever some commercial adds a "AND MANY MORE" or something similar, don't you wonder what really is in there? I know I do. What I'll do is give you some of that "MORE".

We've decided we need a new name for the podcast. Golfwidow just can't let me out of my contract and she's decided I must remain as a permanent fixture, thereby creating a need to change the name. We're currently taking suggestions from YOU! We may even come up with prizes to send out. Who knows?

What else? WELL...This week we debut our first "produced" segment, and we use the word "produced" VERY LOOSELY. The segment?

Real
Porn
AUDIO!

Lack of polish not withstanding, this segment will not only become a regular feature on the podcrap, but is destined go "go down" in the "annals" of broadcasting history as being one of the funniest pieces of comedy audio EVER!

I suppose I should just tease you with the name alone. However, I feel you should know what you're getting into here. Each segment is a short clip of audio stolen from some porn clip I found online. This isn't necessarily the stuff you'd expect to hear though. This is the oddball stuff said before, during, or after the sex. You may not know that there's actual dialogue or any sort of chatter in these films, because you're always fast-forwarding to the good stuff. Thankfully, I have found the good stuff you were not even aware of before. In fact, for some of you out there, this may be your first exposure to porn and we're PROUD to bring it to you.

2 Comments:

Blogger Bud said...

I hope to have some time to listen today in the car if i can get it into my iPod without putting every podcast in the iPod. I also hope I'm inspired to submit a name. I'm thinking "Fisticuffs" at the moment. Fisticuffs with Golfwidow and Andy.

3:25 AM

 
Blogger Andy Land said...

It is officially in the submissions catalog. lol

Glad you listened. Thanks, Bud.

10:45 AM

 

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