Ten Things Tuesday: Things You Don't Want to See Hanging On a Christmas Tree

• Tampons
• Garland made from Orville Redenbacher himself
  
• Judy Garland
  
• Jeff Garlin
  
• Dead kittens
• Flavor Flav's discarded gold teeth
• A Baldwin brother (other than Stephen)
• Magic Eye photo ornaments
• One Thousand Monkey Heads
• Hustler Magazine's "Girls of the Nativity" ornament set (Leave it to Larry Flynt to put naked women on glass balls. And let me just say right now, that Mary...NICE RACK! Virgin Mary? I think not!)