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Monday, December 25, 2006

Ten Things Tuesday: Most Returned Christmas Gifts of 2006

  • Tickle Me K-Fed
  • My First Empty Plastic Bag
  • Chia Bed
  • "It's a shaver! It's a sex toy! It's RONCO'S VibRazor!"
  • The Big Box of Sharp Objects You Can Swallow, by Playskool
  • Nicotine Patch Kids
  • Outbreak-Free Barbie
  • Thomas Kinkade's Illustrated Joy of Sex
  • iPod Rupture
  • The Wisdom of George W. Bush, By Rush Limbaugh (It's being returned because it is over 1000 pages long...ALL BLANK!)

3 Comments:

Blogger golfwidow said...

Okay, the Ronco thing cracked my shit right the hell up. 'Cos, really. Set it, and forget it.

(Also, "so easy a kid can do it." Um, yeah, no.)

3:19 AM

 
Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

Tickle me K-Fed made me laugh out loud! Very, very funny list, Andy. Would you please come East so I can see your perform live already?

5:35 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

see, if they had made a "Kick Me In The Nuts K-Fed" instead, it would have been the hottest seller!

4:07 PM

 

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