Ten Things Tuesday: Most Returned Christmas Gifts of 2006
- Tickle Me K-Fed
- My First Empty Plastic Bag
- Chia Bed
- "It's a shaver! It's a sex toy! It's RONCO'S VibRazor!"
- The Big Box of Sharp Objects You Can Swallow, by Playskool
- Nicotine Patch Kids
- Outbreak-Free Barbie
- Thomas Kinkade's Illustrated Joy of Sex
- iPod Rupture
- The Wisdom of George W. Bush, By Rush Limbaugh (It's being returned because it is over 1000 pages long...ALL BLANK!)
3 Comments:
Okay, the Ronco thing cracked my shit right the hell up. 'Cos, really. Set it, and forget it.
(Also, "so easy a kid can do it." Um, yeah, no.)
3:19 AM
Tickle me K-Fed made me laugh out loud! Very, very funny list, Andy. Would you please come East so I can see your perform live already?
5:35 AM
see, if they had made a "Kick Me In The Nuts K-Fed" instead, it would have been the hottest seller!
4:07 PM
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