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Monday, December 25, 2006

Ten Things Tuesday: Most Returned Christmas Gifts of 2006

  • Tickle Me K-Fed
  • My First Empty Plastic Bag
  • Chia Bed
  • "It's a shaver! It's a sex toy! It's RONCO'S VibRazor!"
  • The Big Box of Sharp Objects You Can Swallow, by Playskool
  • Nicotine Patch Kids
  • Outbreak-Free Barbie
  • Thomas Kinkade's Illustrated Joy of Sex
  • iPod Rupture
  • The Wisdom of George W. Bush, By Rush Limbaugh (It's being returned because it is over 1000 pages long...ALL BLANK!)


Blogger golfwidow said...

Okay, the Ronco thing cracked my shit right the hell up. 'Cos, really. Set it, and forget it.

(Also, "so easy a kid can do it." Um, yeah, no.)

3:19 AM

Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

Tickle me K-Fed made me laugh out loud! Very, very funny list, Andy. Would you please come East so I can see your perform live already?

5:35 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

see, if they had made a "Kick Me In The Nuts K-Fed" instead, it would have been the hottest seller!

4:07 PM


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