Ten Things Tuesday: Lesser-Known Christmas Carols

• A VERY White Christmas, by Michael Richards
• I'm Getting Herpes for Christmas
• Fuck Hannukah, It's CHRISTMAS!
• Good King Fuck My Ass
• Oh Little Town of Fallujah
• Fucking Jews Ruined My Christmas, By Mel Gibson & the Sugar Tits
• All I Want for Christmas is a Three-way
• We Three Quim, By Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton
• It's Beginning to look A Lot Like Dysentery
• Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Dick Cheney Shot in the Face

So you won't hear any of those songs on the radio. So what? If you want to hear something that really kicks major ass, listen to the latest "Podcrapular!" podcast. It's very funny and full of great holiday vibrations, some of which may tickle your potty.

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