Ten Things Tuesday: Ways Our Podcast Can Improve Your Life

I am of course referring to the weekly (not WEAKLY) internet radio program known as...um...we're working on a new name - The Golfwidow/Andy Martello Podcast. If you haven't been listening, sharing with your friends, subscribing, then what the hell are you waiting for? Here are ways that out podcast can improve your life. Maybe these will convince you to tune in once in awhile.

• Were it not for us, you'd NEVER hear dick jokes anywhere near as funny.
• Listening to our podcast will make you considerably more attractive to the opposite sex.
• Krausening. We're the only podcast that is fully krausened. You listen to us and you'll be fully krausened by proxy.
  
• You'll lose weight every time you send a link to the podcast to one of your friends. At least 5 pounds per e-mail.
• Other podcasts make your ears bleed and your bladder explode. Ours doesn't do that anymore.
• Four out of five dentists surveyed said our podcast is preferred by their patients who listen to podcasts. Plus we remove unsightly plaque build-up.
  
• It's 99 44/100% PURE (with the exception of a LOT of swearing)
• Listening to the podcast JUST ONCE will add a full 1 to 3 inches to your cock. If you have no cock, you'll grow one. A HUGE ONE!
• If there were a God, He'd let you into Heaven just for listening.
  
• 100% of the proceeds go to help cure everything and aid everyone.