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Ten Things Tuesday: The Pros & Cons of Voting
- PRO: After today, you MIGHT stop getting those god damned political phone calls disguised as real people wanting to chat politics with you...All fucking day!
- CON: Regardless of the outcome, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, & President Bush will still have jobs.
- PRO: You don't have to vote to get your mandatory hour off of work (any asshole with a color printer and an Office Depot nearby can make a "I voted" sticker)
- CON: Your favorite programs in prime time will be frequently interrupted with polling results.
- PRO: It is a good place to meet chicks because you know everyone there is at least 18 years old.
- CON: It's not the optimal place to meet chicks because most every one there is about 80 years old.
 PRO: If you write in your name on any of the ballots you're guaranteed to see your name in the paper.- CON: Showing up to the polls naked is also a way to get your name in the paper.
- PRO: At least you're not donating blood. No needles at the polling place.
- CON: Your vote doesn't matter one fucking iota. You may as well give blood and make a difference in someone's life.
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9 Comments:
You mean all these voice mails from John DeStefano aren't because he's madly stalking me?
I'd better call the cops and tell them never mind.
3:23 AM
The fix is in here in Florida. Business as usual. Just watch.
5:19 AM
I hate voting! I hate when it's election time! That's the only time the politicians act nice to regular people like me. Phoney bastards!
5:37 AM
Remember, it's not who you vote for, it's who counts the votes.
7:12 AM
I vote that the politicians should have more parties and book more magician's, guitar players, comedy entertainer's, jugglers and balloon twisters durring election times. Instead of buying TV adds and calling me on the phone to get my vote.
That way we would make some money while listening to the political talk.
That would get my vote.
9:52 AM
"Your vote doesn't matter one fucking iota. You may as well give blood and make a difference in someone's life."
lmao! words to live by, andy. I would vote, but when all the choice suck anyway, what's the point?
9:57 AM
I vote for free beer.
11:54 AM
I couldn't be happier that you Godless, America-hating libreals don't vote!
2:31 PM
HA! Apparently god-fearing republicans can't spell the word "liberal."
Unfortunately, now that the election is over, the majority of my calls are from the UBS requesting my donation of A-positive.
6:40 AM
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