TONIGHT'S the NIGHT! A Message from Nicky Vegas

My friend Nicky Vegas wanted me to post this here. I apologize in advance if he offends anyone (or gives them crabs). I'll do my best to clean up his comments a bit.

If you happen to be in Rockford, Illinois today and would like to check out a kick-a$ show, you simply can't go wrong with...

THE FABULOUS VEGAS BROTHERS!

Sure, Ted Nugent is playing that same evening on a different stage, but

A) He's an a$$hole (that sometimes plays some rockin' music, in between spouting Republican bulls-hit and
B) His tickets are WAY more expensive than those for...

The Vegas Brothers.

What's that? How much to see the show? Well, the show is free with your admission to the
On the Waterfront Festival.

How much is that? How the hell should I know! Why not do a little homework and go to their freakin' website yourself, ya drunk ba$tard!

That fudge stain Andy Martello will be there running our video camera & selling t-shirts for us. If he doesn't cry like a little beach when we give him a swirly in the Drop-A-John we'll even bring him home after the show.