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Ten Things Tuesday (Wednesday Edition): Post Labor Day Activities
- Find women wearing white shoes and beat the shit out of them.
- Spend all week fucking up simple tasks at work and blaming the Labor Day holiday for messing up your body clock. Toss in the phrase, "I keep thinking today is Monday".
- Start every conversation with, "I can't believe summer is over!"
- Check your calendar, realize you still have a couple weeks of summer left, start every conversation with, "I can't believe summer is almost over!"
 Count the days until Rosh Hashanah (Jewish only)- Count the days until Ramadan (Mel Gibson only)
- Count the days until the shopping malls put up Christmas decorations. Uh-oh. Too late.
- Fake a feeling of depression and cite summer's end for your attitude. You may have to wait for a leaf or two to turn orange before anyone will take you seriously.
- Do test-runs of prospective Halloween costumes.
- Stop wearing pants. This has nothing to do with Labor Day. It's just a good idea.
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5 Comments:
Uh oh. Remember, I wear white shoes every single day. (Running to hide...)
Good list!
6:00 AM
Must I FAKE the feeling of depression that summer is over? I think I pretty well missed the whole damned thing.
Eff it. I'm taking my pants off. Let's see if anyone notices.
9:39 AM
I suppose you don'y have to fake the depression about summer, but I believe most people do.
Just don't fake the no pants thing.
Sue, change your shoes. People are out there looking for ya.
9:54 AM
Andy, I just wanted to say....
ANDY, I JUST SAW A WOMAN WALK BY WITH WHITE SHOES! THIS IS NOT A MOCK FIRE DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A MOCK F...................................................................
9:28 PM
You have your orders Michael.
8:29 AM
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