Tales From Andy Land!

Just a few drawn from the Internet Anagram Server. I may go to this well again someday!

Punctuation & commentary was added for comedic effect.

FLY SNOT - A DREAMLAND! (Right next to Epcot Center)
FLY A STANDARD MELON (Because those new-fangled melons are just too complicated.)
DENY A SMALL FART, DON (Something my dad, Don, did often)
A DOLL MENDS ANY FART (Stick this Barbie up yer ass. That'll solve the problem!)
A DART FALLS ON MY END (It happens. Must have been a bad throw.)
A DART MAN ENDS FOLLY (This will be the title of my post after the bank denies me a loan to buy the King of Darts store in Streamwood.)
DAD FELL. MANY A SNORT (What can I say? he was a big guy. Fat guys falling down are just funny, especially if the fall from the force of a good fart...which dad denied making.)
FADS TOLL MANY A NERD (They really do. Nerds have no idea what do wear.)
MALLARDS DENY A FONT (Stupid mallards! I wasted to use Helvetica. But Noooo!)
A MANLY OLD NED FARTS (You GO, Ned! Fart 'em if you got 'em.)