Here's a Novel Idea
COOK THE FUCKING SPINACH!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you wanted it in your precious little salad. Tough shit. Stop wasting good food and cook the damned spinach.
I forget the exact details, but I think if you boil the spinach at a temperature of 125 degrees for something like 15 SECONDS, you have E. coli-free food. Don't quote me, but it is some very hot water for some VERY short amount of time.And am I the ONLY one who finds it both fitting & funny that the company distributing the tainted spinach is a company called "Natrual Selection"?
8 Comments:
Hah! Yeah Natural Selection is the perfect name for this outfit. Like we're all in a Darwin Award contest.
2:41 AM
Yep, just cook the damn stuff!
7:20 AM
Natural Selection....lmao! That's like Survival of the Fittest; right? ;)
8:19 AM
The problem with cooked spinach is that it's utterly disgusting. I've seen more appealing mold come out of the biology labs.
Of course, with Chuck D out in force working for Natrual Selection, I'm quite happy to stay away from the evil green leaves until everything passes by.
9:33 AM
I find it quite disturbing. Okay and kinda funny too!
You're seriously warped, Andy, and that's part of why I like you ;-)
12:41 PM
And what about the other part?
;)
1:13 PM
I actually LIKE cooked spinache... with vinegar... Have I mentioned I was a strange child?
7:09 AM
just think... if Willie Nelson got pulled over with a bag of spinach, he might have been dead by now....
1:32 AM
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