Happy Tard Land

I checked my stats and found that someone discovered my blog by typing into Google the phrase, "Happy Tard Land". Naturally I was intrigued.

I checked out the link and did the search myself, wondering where exactly does Andy Land fit into a search for "Happy Tard Land". Well kids, I'm proud to say that this here blog ranks...

Numero Uno, Baby!

I couldn't have said it better myself. Yep. All the Tards love Andy Land. I've finally made it.

I do feel bad for the two MySpace LOSERS who ranked #2 & #3. Better luck next time. If you want to get all the Tards at their happiest, you have to shit-can that trendy, hard to navigate MySpace account and get yerself with Blogger, specifically in ANDY LAND!

My Tards are the happiest Tards around. Look at them. They all look like they're smiling to me.

Google needs to come up with a search engine that gives you an idea why the fuck anyone is searching for a certain term in the first place. I kind of want to know who the hell searches for Happy Tard Land and why. Don't you? Moreover, why didn't that Tard-lovin' surfer, looking for happiness, stop by on his little man-sized tricycle and leave a comment?