Ten things Tuesday: Reasons Why I Don't Want to Write a Ten Things Tuesday List
Hello. I'm trying my best to write a Ten Things Tuesday list for you today. Somehow it just ins't working. Here's my best shot.
I'm really funny only once a day. Ten times is, like, impossible.- Every minute I waste by typing is one minute I could spend jerking off.
- I'm too busy listening to my Fatboy Slim CD.
- Even I don't read this damned blog any more.
- The William Shatner roast will be on again any minute now.
- I ate WAY TOO MANY grapes today to be sitting in front of the computer for too long.
- Every time I try to write this list I'm reminded of how much porn I could be watching.
- I'm trying to figure out how the hell I can buy a dart store.
- I lost you at "Hello".
- YOU spend 5 days in Pecatonica, Illinois and then try to be funny!
7 Comments:
Aw, c'mon... I'm still reading!
5:51 AM
1. There's a fine line between "just enough grapes" and "too many grapes", but you never know you've crossed it till it's Too Late.
2. There's always room for "hello."
9:52 AM
I crossed that line about 30 grapes ago.
"Hello"...funny.
Sue, I know you're out there I can hear ya breathing.
:)
9:57 AM
:)
10:35 AM
Hey Andy - Can you come out and play darts? Seriously, the dart store thing can be done... Tag - You're it. Sherilyn
2:56 PM
I watched the first hour of the roast...damn, was farrah fawcet a total ditz or what?
3:23 PM
I heard the William Shatner roast was a hoot! I'll catch it next time it airs.
6:17 AM
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