For Bud Buckley

So, Bud, I figure if Pat Metheny can play one of these monstrosities, you certainly can.

This thing, called a Pikasso reminds me of a fake guitar I invented (in name only, not actually creating) for the sake of screwing with a guitar-loving friend of mine. I told this huge Stratocaster fan that he's really nobody if he doesn't own the 18-String Fendocaster. I told him that this was a double-neck guitar with a six-string on the bottom and a 12-string on the top, all electric, and completely useless in every way.

Anyway, I found this elsewhere, I believe on Attu's site (Hey Attu! Where'd my link go?). It seemed worthy of a reprinting here, especially since I'm too busy to come up with a real post.