Ten Things Tuesday: Revelations About High-Speed Internet
- It takes considerably less time to get completely bored with surfing the net.
- I watch too much porn. I always did, but now I watch WAY too much porn.
- I deserve to be ridiculed for watching the trailer for "Rocky Balboa".
- Being able to read more blogs in a day doesn't make most of them any more interesting.
- I'll never be as funny or as popular as Homestar Runner or Joe Cartoon.
- Just because you have the faster connection doesn't mean you HAVE to watch the she-male vids.
- I still have no friends. I just come to the realization much sooner now.
- MySpace still sucks and having a page there doesn't mean I'll suddenly become Dane Cook.
- I'm either going to make a lot of extra cash on eBay now or spend a whole lot more there.
- The thrill of discovering strange videos before VH1's "Web Junk 20" airs them is fleeting at best.
6 Comments:
You are SO funny!
Enjoy Rocky and your porn... wait, that didn't sound good ;-)
5:50 AM
Yeah, it just speeds up your mind rot but I love it.
1:38 PM
Hope I don't qualify for point 4.
Porn faster... hmmm... not sure that's a good thing...
7:55 AM
dude, I lurve me some Dane Cook! we're friends on myspace. yeah, we're tight like that. ;)
12:00 PM
After the first porn flurry starts to settle down, you can watch the cornucopia of comedy videos and TV / movie clips on the web. Great stuff out there.
10:44 PM
Ah...the respect-O-meter I have running on Dawn starts a downward trend...NOW!
lol
Very funny, Spook!
7:07 PM
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