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Monday, July 17, 2006

Ten Things Tuesday: Revelations About High-Speed Internet


  • It takes considerably less time to get completely bored with surfing the net.
  • I watch too much porn. I always did, but now I watch WAY too much porn.
  • I deserve to be ridiculed for watching the trailer for "Rocky Balboa".
  • Being able to read more blogs in a day doesn't make most of them any more interesting.
  • I'll never be as funny or as popular as Homestar Runner or Joe Cartoon.
  • Just because you have the faster connection doesn't mean you HAVE to watch the she-male vids.
  • I still have no friends. I just come to the realization much sooner now.
  • MySpace still sucks and having a page there doesn't mean I'll suddenly become Dane Cook.
  • I'm either going to make a lot of extra cash on eBay now or spend a whole lot more there.
  • The thrill of discovering strange videos before VH1's "Web Junk 20" airs them is fleeting at best.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are SO funny!

Enjoy Rocky and your porn... wait, that didn't sound good ;-)

5:50 AM

 
Blogger Bud said...

Yeah, it just speeds up your mind rot but I love it.

1:38 PM

 
Blogger sue said...

Hope I don't qualify for point 4.

Porn faster... hmmm... not sure that's a good thing...

7:55 AM

 
Blogger Webmiztris said...

dude, I lurve me some Dane Cook! we're friends on myspace. yeah, we're tight like that. ;)

12:00 PM

 
Blogger Chance said...

After the first porn flurry starts to settle down, you can watch the cornucopia of comedy videos and TV / movie clips on the web. Great stuff out there.

10:44 PM

 
Blogger Andy Land said...

Ah...the respect-O-meter I have running on Dawn starts a downward trend...NOW!

lol

Very funny, Spook!

7:07 PM

 

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