Ten Things Tuesday: Pros & Cons of Working at/Attending the County Fair
- Pro: Fart all you want. Everyone assumes it came from a barn.
- Con: You hear that Toby Keith song about shoving a boot in your ass every five minutes.
- Pro: Farmer's daughters. LOTS of farmer's daughters!
- Con: All the best lookin' sheep are taken.
- Pro: If you left your teeth on the nightstand - NO PROBLEM!
- Con: There's a place where Trace Adkins actually gets work.
- Pro: Food on sticks!!!
- Con: If you park in the wrong place you get all too good a view of the demolition derby.
- Pro: Chickens with fuzzy feet, pot-bellied pigs, and baby cows.
- Con: "Pig-fucker" is not considered an insult.
6 Comments:
What you didn't realize was you were working yourself up to the granddaddy of them all, the Iowa State Fair, Aug. 10-20. :)
7:15 AM
Obviously, when speaking of said fair all good English and grammar goes right out the window... *sigh*
7:16 AM
*sigh* farmers girls.
Sounds like they may have good BBQ there also. I love BBQ.
1:07 PM
I got to experience said pro's and con's first hand today.
Wooooo eeeeee...
Does Farmer's son's count??
Oh and I thought I saw Trace Adkins...
1:55 PM
Food on sticks! Well put ;-)
Pass the corn on the cob and cotton candy, will ya?
11:11 AM
I was at a county fair once and saw a guy wearing only one shoe. I said, "Hey, d'ja lose a shoe?" and he said, "Nope. Found one."
(I wish I could remember where I first heard that. It's one of my favorite clean jokes.)
3:41 PM
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