Ten Things Tuesday: Pros & Cons of Working at/Attending the County Fair
- Pro: Fart all you want. Everyone assumes it came from a barn.
- Con: You hear that Toby Keith song about shoving a boot in your ass every five minutes.
- Pro: Farmer's daughters. LOTS of farmer's daughters!
- Con: All the best lookin' sheep are taken.
- Pro: If you left your teeth on the nightstand - NO PROBLEM!
- Con: There's a place where Trace Adkins actually gets work.
- Pro: Food on sticks!!!
- Con: If you park in the wrong place you get all too good a view of the demolition derby.
- Pro: Chickens with fuzzy feet, pot-bellied pigs, and baby cows.
- Con: "Pig-fucker" is not considered an insult.