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Friday, May 12, 2006

I Changed Their Diapers!!! EEEWWWWWWW!


Emily
This is my neice, Emily.

Gemma

This is my other neice, Gemma.

They are adorable.

They are mighty proud of, if not unusually fascinated by their breasts.

They also didn't believe me when I said I'd post boob shots on my blog.

Silly neices!

I was going to tell you all about my day with them in Marquette.

Like our trip to the park,

The beautiful lake,

Frolicking on the playground equipment.

But at one point we ended up at a porn shop.

(Because no trip to a porn shop is complete without your uncle from Chicago in attendance.)

We bumped into some of their friends at the porn shop.

I realized that after randomly encountering friends of my neices...

While shopping for porn with my neices...

Suddenly they were no longer my neices.

They were my "neices".

And you wouldn't want to hear about that.

6 Comments:

Blogger Bud said...

Cute young ladies. The porn shop here is looking for a night clerk. Cathy mused aloud the other day that she should consider applying. She thought it might be fun to video that. Although it would make for some funny reaction shots, I broke the news to her that videos are often returned with various bodily fluids on them. She can't even joke about it now.

4:32 AM

 
Anonymous Older, Wiser Brother said...

Ewwwww! And to think I used to change HIS diapers and now he's corrupting my litle girls....OK, OK, maybe they were corrupting HIM. Ah, the circle (jerk) of life.

5:00 AM

 
Blogger golfwidow said...

That borders on creepy, but hey, they have nice racks; what do they expect.

8:22 AM

 
Blogger Andy Land said...

Well, GW, if it is any consolation, they are pretty much Martello-brained people and therefore, have rather twisted senses of humor. So I am quite sure they wouldn't think this is borderline creepy, but would take great pleasure in telling their friends to read a post by their creepy "uncle".

Confused? You won't be after this episode of "Soap".

Bud, now why did you have to ruin a good thing like Cathy working at a porn shop? That would provide HOURS of entertainment and you just ruined it. Zeesh!

8:46 AM

 
Anonymous The older "neice" said...

I've known you for too long. I knew the rack shots would end up somewhere. Yes! I am very proud of them. They are Bodacious!

7:31 PM

 
Blogger Andy Land said...

Howdy, Emily!

Yep. I figured you knew your "uncle" all too well. EEEEWWWW! lol

I should get around to making a CD of the pics from my Marquette trip and sent off to you soon.

9:12 PM

 

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