Viva Las Vegas! On Vacation April 3rd Through 7th. Did I Remember to Lock the Door?

Oh yeah! I'm back in Las Vegas next week. I'll be enjoying warm weather, mountain landscapes, the constant buzzing of slot machines, open liquor containers anywhere I damn well please, and monster buffets (made with REAL monster!).

So what will become of this craptacular blog? I have no auto-post feature so how on Earth will I manage to keep my readers (both of them) entertained with fresh content while I'm gone?

I'm asking BETTER writers to provide content for me!

Yep, I'm draining the Andy Land reader pool and having 5 days worth of guest bloggers provide some of their own brands of brilliance. All of these people, friends all to be sure, are much more talented than myself and I know they have way more readers and commenters than I do. The way I see it, having some actually entertaining people writing something here should be a welcome (and LONG overdue) treat for everyone.

So who is on the list? The usual unusuals. If you are among the few who have not read their stellar blogs please take some time to check them out and see why having them in here will only make my readers wish I didn't suck so bad.

In order...


Monday April 3, 2006
Kim, from I Wasn't Always Like This

Kim is about as funny and clever as it gets. Only about a zillion people read her blog every day and she is never at a loss for words. Somehow she felt it necessary to ask me to give her a subject to talk about because "I never know what to write about." I don't care what she writes about as I know it will be excellent.

Tuesday April 4, 2006
Golfwidow, from Golfwidow's Ministry of Silly Walks

There are only a few people in the world I'd entrust the Ten Things Tuesday list with and you're looking at the top of my list. I've no doubt that my sister in penguin admiration will bring on the goods.

Wednesday April 5, 2006
Christine from Bitchitude and Malicious Bitch fame (She may drag Doyle into this as well. Who knows?)

Christine has been subcounsciously stalking me for decades. Now she has a chance to wreak havoc in my little chunk of the blogiverse and I've no doubt things will never be the same.

Thursday April 6, 2006
Jade from Jaded Sunburns

What can I say? She's wanted to get in my blog from the first time she laid eyes on it. Just check out the, "Come blog me" look in her eyes. Arizona's finest will be here on Thursday and I hope you will come here to enjoy whatever she has to say.

Friday April 7, 2006
The one and only Bud Buckley

Wait a minute! He's a DUDE! How the fuck did he get in here? SECURITY!

These folks will have free reign of the blog and I've told them that with very little exception, they can talk about anything they want. They may choose to write something similar to what they put in their own blogs. They may write post after post about just how filled with suck I actually am. What the hell do I care? I'll be in Las Vegas!

Please enjoy the coming week and make them feel welcome. I know you'll have a great time reading their work. I always do!

Oddly enough I'll be out of town the following week as well. However I should be able to get to local libraries and I hope to update the blog on my own. Of course, I do have other bloggy friends and I could just inconvenience them the same way. Hmmm...