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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Ten Things Tuesday: The WORST Porn Star Names

Porn Star, Dick Minutae Porn Star, Peter neverhard



  • Daisy Analblossoms
  • Ima Carrier
  • Sahara Quim
  • Gonorrhea Pearlman
  • Chastity Nevercome
  • Herpes McSyphilis
  • Madge Jameson
  • Flacido Domingo
  • Anita Massengill
  • Penny Sillon



To make this a little more fun for me and possibly for you, if anyone has any ideas for a Ten Things Tuesday list, leave them in the comments field or e-mail me with your suggestions. I've got many ideas brewing in my head already, but perhaps you've got something with which you'd like to "challenge" me. I'm all out of Penguinis but I'm sure I can find a suitably stupid prize for anyone who inspires a good bit of comedy from me.

Next, and I am quite sure I don't need to say this...

A Happy Steak & BJ Day to All,

I KNOW I'm Getting a Steak!

Here's hoping for a...And to All a Good Night!

8 Comments:

Blogger golfwidow said...

Ew that X-ray.

I think that Steak and BJ day ought to include some reference to homemade brownies as well. I believe in equal pay for equal work, but other than that, I'm not very good at being a feminist.

2:58 AM

 
Blogger golfwidow said...

Oh, I almost forgot my 10 things suggestion: Ten nicknames you should not use for your wife in front of her parents.

3:00 AM

 
Anonymous Jade said...

Ok, that one porn star guy on the right...that's really you isn't it?

Ten things Tuesday suggestions? Will have to think on that. I'll email you.

5:48 AM

 
Blogger Andy Land said...

Well GW, I think that the choice in food isn't quite as important as the second half of the holiday requirement. STEAK just seems so stereotypically masculine and all. Brownies would work fine, especially if they bring the Tagalongs and Do-Si-Do cookies.

Besides, I don't think most feminists are good at making brownies anyway.

Love the suggestion, BTW.

Jade, both of those photos are actually me. The names were leftovers from the list I liked but didn't like enough to make "official". Sadly, the photos are both from some gigs I've worked...OK, ya got me, I am actually a porn star.

7:57 AM

 
Blogger Amanda said...

Wow Andy...
porn star eh? hahaha...
the pictures are so smarmy.
Oh and they xray...no words. :)

12:53 PM

 
Blogger Bud said...

I didn't know they had greeting cards for Steak and BJ day!

Okay, how about 10 requests you never want to hear at a gig?

Ten things you never want to see or hear while at one of those south side ribs joints.

I vote for GW's ten things too.

2:00 PM

 
Blogger golfwidow said...

Ten worst fortune cookie fortunes.

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Okay, admit it, didn't you hear a cat meowing in your mind when you read that?

2:28 AM

 
Blogger Laura said...

Phil McCracken was always one of my favorite porn pseudonyms ;-)

10:33 AM

 

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