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Monday, March 06, 2006

Ten Things Tuesday: Lesser Known Awards & Trophies

  • Nobel Prize for Pornography
  • Most Improved Armpits
  • Cocaine Dealer of the Year (Coincidentally, ALSO known as "The Grammys" . )
  • Outstanding Achievement in Elephant Husbandry
  • World's Toughest Milkman (That one's for Gordon)
  • Polyp of the Year
  • "The Fisties"
  • The Fresca Image Awards
  • Miss Wessonality
  • Congressional Medal of Ambivalence

As a little bonus to this week's list I also offer you links to past columns of mine about trophies and awards. Both of these columns were originally published at The Cheers and the first was inspired by one of my comedy routines (And probably explains why I'm not working and why a big time agency recently told me I "wasn't ready" for bigger gigs SIGH!).

And the Winner Is...

I'd Like to Thank...Nobody!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Kim said...

I can't help but think of Carol Brady when I see or hear about Wesson Oil LOL The Fisties? I don't want to know .....

2:04 AM

 
Blogger Jade said...

The fisties....roflmfao

7:44 AM

 
Blogger Bud said...

I dug those two articles, Andy. Fuck that agent. Find another one.

8:24 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Andy! I just want to let you know that I love your website and I visit it every day. That is, every day it's not blocked from my work's computer network.

I've especially been diggin' your Tuesday lists!

A not so secret admirer!

8:36 AM

 
Blogger Roxy said...

Is the main award for the fisties a bottle of wesson oil?

9:11 AM

 
Blogger Andy Land said...

Funny, I think about Florence Henderson when I think about the Fisties.

Bud, I have no problem with what the agent said as he was extremely honest and his company books sonsiderably different things from my act. Well the acts are presented differently. They push a lot more circus style acts and I'm more of a comedian. Anyway, no biggie.

Annonymous, MUAH! (That's a big kiss!)

Roxy, I love you for making the joke and I hate you for thinking of it before I did. ;)

10:33 AM

 

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