Ten Things Tuesday: Lesser Known Awards & Trophies
- Nobel Prize for Pornography
- Most Improved Armpits
- Cocaine Dealer of the Year (Coincidentally, ALSO known as "The Grammys" . )
- Outstanding Achievement in Elephant Husbandry
- World's Toughest Milkman (That one's for Gordon)
- Polyp of the Year
- "The Fisties"
- The Fresca Image Awards
- Miss Wessonality
- Congressional Medal of Ambivalence
As a little bonus to this week's list I also offer you links to past columns of mine about trophies and awards. Both of these columns were originally published at The Cheers and the first was inspired by one of my comedy routines (And probably explains why I'm not working and why a big time agency recently told me I "wasn't ready" for bigger gigs SIGH!).