Ten Things Tuesday: Reasons Why Cigars Are Better than Men

• Some women like short, fat cigars.
• A woman will actually put a cigar in her mouth.
• If you don't like your cigar you can throw it out.
• It's legal to cut the head off your cigar.
• With cigars you suck and blow at YOUR convenience.
• Your neighbors and parents don't mind if you take a Cuban home with you.
• A cigar isn't finished until you are.
• Cigars are smarter, they're always there for you, and they know their place.
• Cigars like to be taken out for long walks in the park too.
• When a woman finishes her cigar she's ALWAYS satisfied!

I really should have saved this for Valentine's Day. Enjoy, ladies.