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Monday, February 13, 2006

Ten Things Tuesday: Martinis & Cocktails I WON'T Be Drinking

Rusty Cock

Buttery Asshole

Cement Fister

Massengill Gin Fizz

Zimatini

Scurvy Ball-Hanger

Phil Collins

Old Russian

Bloody Hairy

Cosmopolitician

9 Comments:

Blogger Bud said...

THOSE are drinks? Damn, the fun I'm missing.

5:41 AM

 
Blogger Jade said...

Buttery Asshole?! Sounds like my exhusband!!! (No, not the "future" ex, however, I suppose it could be arranged!)

7:55 AM

 
Blogger Andy Land said...

Could describe Nicky Vegas though. ;)

Bud, at least in Andy Land they are drinks. If I get any e-mails telling me that these Andy originals are actual drinks I'm not sure what I'd do.

8:36 AM

 
Blogger Spook said...

One beer to avoid, of course, is "Really Old Milwaukee."

10:10 PM

 
Blogger Chance said...

Haw! Good job. Lots of jeuvenile humor followed by a classy pun. I like the last one best. Probably has a pork aftertaste.

12:46 PM

 
Blogger Andy Land said...

My wife really laughed her head off at the "Phil Collins" one.

Everyone has their favorites. LOL!

1:19 PM

 
Anonymous Older, Wiser Brother said...

A GREAT Valentine's dring would be a Sloe Screw....

2:16 PM

 
Anonymous Older, Wiser Brother said...

OK, I must've been drinking them when I typed "dring!"

2:17 PM

 
Blogger Andy Land said...

Don't you mean, "dringing"?

4:59 PM

 

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