Seriously...The Super Bowl?

I don't like nor do I watch football. I think most people that enjoy the game have something very wrong with them. It is a stupid sport with horribly convoluted rules and it takes WAY too damn long to play. With all due respect to George Carlin, baseball is just a better sport all around.

So what should you do this Sunday instead of pretending to give a shit about Pittsburgh or Seattle? Well, you could do what I did for years and go visit the frustrated and angry wives or girlfriends of your buddies and fuck the ever-livin' shit out of them while their Neanderthal males ignored them and watched a bunch of men in tight pants bending over, slapping each other's asses, and jumping on top of one another.

OR...

You can let Animal Planet make your TV watching much more fun by watching PUPPY BOWL II.

OK, you can watch the Lingerie Bowl too, but I gotta tell you, it is total blue balls. Should be on cable and the chicks should be naked at some point. Never happens. Anyway...

You may remember I posted about this last year, but then again nobody was reading my blog last year so maybe not. Puppy Bowl is just about the finest television programming around. A mini football arena filled with puppies frolicking and playing for hours and hours. There's a referee who is really there to act like a referee & thro a flag when a dog takes a crap on the field. There's pretend plays and instant replays when puppies do something particularly adorable. This year they have the Kitten Half-Time Show. Seriously...Much more entertaining than ANY football game. Besides you are really only watching the game for the commercials anyway.

Click HERE to see a video preview of Puppy Bowl II.