Just a Reminder

March 14th is and ALWAYS Shall Be...

Steak & BJ Day!

Ladies, if you even gave a minute's worth of thought about Valentine's Day and expected any sort of special attention or presents on that day, it is time for you to BRING IT!

I was at the stores prior to your stupid holiday and I KNOW you didn't waste any of your precious time nor money on making your man's gift anything memorable. Countless men in line with flowers, jewelry, & candy and not one lady with even so much as a catalog for power tools in hand.

Our day is cumming and we would like our presents! It won't cost you much money (We'll pay for the damned steak, as always.) and we know "it fits" so we surely won't return the gift. You only plan on doing this once a year anyway, why not make it as OBLIGATORY as your silly Valentine's Day?

Oh, one month after Sweetest's Day, if you put us through THAT farce, you know what we'll be expecting from you. Maybe that day should be Pork Chops and Anal Day. Hmmm...