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Things You'll Never Hear Dr. Phil Say
- Well, Missy, I think the only reasonable solution is for you to give your husband more head.
- Listen up, ladies. "ANAL" ain't just the last for letters in "CANAL".
- Yes, I know I'm full of crap. However, you're a fat, depressed housewife looking to me for guidance. BEAT THAT!
- As soon as moustaches come back in style I'm breaking into porn.
 Wiggle it...just a little bit.- OH MY GOD! "Oprah" spelled backwards is "Harpo". I get it now!
- Does this jacket make my ass look fat?
- Keep rockin' with DOKKEN!"
- Come on, Oprah...back that ass up.
- Rather than wallowing in your self pity, why not pick yourself up, dust yourself off, listen to Cheap Trick's "Live at Budokan" and fire up a fatty. I'll bring the chips.
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8 Comments:
But I'm SO glad you said it for him.
8:39 AM
I never really understood what people saw in him - and, as Jade says, most of the time Oprah's in the same club. (rolling eyes)
9:55 AM
I stilllll loveeeee Cheap Trick! heheh.
Hey, the rest of this has nothing to do with anything else...
Thye've only made one special can of Hawaiian Collector label SPAM, ever, as near as I can tell, and I can't find any since it was 199-sumthin.
We finally watched March of the Penguins (Awwwwwwww!) It was great! Sad, funny, educating. Loved it, though it made me sniffle more than once.
Ps Dr. Phil is a hardcore fuhreak.
12:14 PM
hey andy, remember this american life? lol... of course ya do.
i ran across this thing called dragonfire for a&e that reminds me of it, but it might be more immediately accessible?
anyway, keep it in mind
4:16 PM
Andy,
You forgot, "Shake it, don't break it, it took ya mamma nine months ta make it".
6:43 PM
Actually, I'm sure he's told Oprah to "back that ass up" at some point, it just wasn't publicized.
2:14 PM
I'm not too sure that didn't happen the other way around, Roxy. ;)
Nice to see you again.
4:19 PM
That is hilarious! Well done sir!
10:52 PM
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