Ten Things Tuesday: Things You Don't Want to Hear Your Body-Piercer Say

• Did you know you can get hepatitis from a needle ALSO? It was news to me. Just like me to do things "the old-fashioned way".
• Dude, I haven't taken a shower in, like, a MONTH. It's my personal best!
• I'm having the studio redecorated. Follow me out back, near the dumpster and we'll get you all set.
• I'm not allowed to pierce nipples and genitalia since..."the incident". Stupid court order.
• My last piercing studio was in Haiti.
• Is it going to hurt? Fuck yeah! Ever watch live footage of childbirth? It's a little like that, only on your tongue.
• OK, you're done. Over the next few days, to promote healing, you'll want to cover the piercing with a raw chicken breast.
• You say, "Piercing", I say, "Stab Wound". You say, "tomato", I say...
• Whoops! Oh man! Just sit there while I get the camera. Nobody's gonna believe THIS! Incidentally, did you ever see, "HELLRAISER" ?
• "Employees must wash hand before returning to work?" What is this? Nazi Germany?