Ten Things Tuesday: Reasons Why Cigars Are Better than Women
Cigars don't get jealous when you look at other cigars. - A man can have more than one cigar in a night, no questions asked.
- Cigars don't need to cuddle.
- When the fire goes out you can always re-light a cigar.
- No matter how long you have your cigar, the butt will stay the same size.
- Cigars don't have divorce attorneys.
- Cigars don't talk or nag.
- A man doesn't mind being seen with an ugly cigar.
- A cigar doesn't have a mother-in-law.
- You can enjoy a cigar AND watch the game.
Equal time for the ladies next week.
9 Comments:
Very nice blog. Hug from Italy
11:29 PM
I'll take the chick anyday, though.
5:44 AM
Yeah, Bud, but a woman with a cigar is optimal.
Yadge...welcome. Glad you like the blog. How did you come to land in this chunk of cyberspace?
I'll check out your site later and bone up on my Italian (which currently is at no knowledge whatsoever). If you'd like a link exchange just say the word.
8:35 AM
Well, that was... informative. ;)
I'll be waiting for the next installment!
P.S. Does your wife smoke cigars?
9:11 AM
Yes indeed, she does very occasionally enjoy a good cigar. She has her own stash of them aging nicely in my humidor.
I just can't trust a woman that doesn't smoke cigars. LMAO!
9:15 AM
Cigars get wet when you lick 'em.
2:22 PM
Don't we all!
3:02 PM
LMAO Kim. Yeah Andy but you don't want you cigar wet do you??
Dawn
6:35 PM
My cigar? No. My "cigar"? YES!
7:05 PM
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