Free Stuff Revisited
So you want FREE STUFF but just can't get a handle on what it takes to receive free goodies from old Andy? Today is your lucky day!
Sure I could just direct you to the FREE STUFF link, but that is WAY too complicated. Here's the Cliffs Notes version of that post.
E-mail me a fan pic
Sure I could just direct you to the FREE STUFF link, but that is WAY too complicated. Here's the Cliffs Notes version of that post.
E-mail me a fan pic
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E-mail me fan pic AND post it on your own blog
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If said fan pic ALSO features you with some sort of penguin
(photos, drawings, stuffed toys, anything penguin related)
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If said fan pic happens to be of a lovely scantily clad lady
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ALL OF THE ABOVE!
(I'm a sucker for lovely half-naked or all naked ladies)
This isn't rocket surgery here. Ask any of the Penguini Posse yourself. I'm usually a pretty easy sell and I always bring on the goodies. All I ask for is some shameless plugging and visible signs of your love for me, even if you're just faking it in order to get FREE STUFF!
3 Comments:
I think we have eachother covered on this one! I hope you'll get lots of naked ladies.
5:06 AM
DAMNIT! I'm TRYING! Do you KNOW how hard it is to a.) get a picture of me b.)get a picture of me WITH clothes, nevermind the scantily dressed version c.) find a friggin' penguin in Iowa (why do you think I WANTED one???) d.) send all of the above to you
I mean, I'm REALLY tryin' here, Andy! The link is the easy part! ;)
7:26 AM
LMAO!
I've been to Iowa. I know how hard it is to find a lot of things there. Hell, I almost married a girl from Iowa.
Of course, you don't have to go all out. Sure you can get as creative as you want, but really...it isn't THAT hard to come up with something that would get you some Penguinis.
;)
9:13 AM
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