NOT Members of the Penguini Posse!

Well, perhaps "members" is not the best choice of words in this case! I was going through some files in the old computer when I came across a few penguin items sent to me some time back by my smart-assed friends. Since they are both amusing and strangely related beyond the penguin theme, I felt compelled to share them with you! I'm not at all surprised that the above photo is of some crazy Canadian. There is no word yet if this is Kim's husband. LOL!

I don't know what to say about this one. I'm quite certain that this is not what the term, "dress to impress" had in mind when it was first uttered. I would have to assume that this is meant for "novelty" wear and not for use under your trousers. Of course, the bulge provided by this thing would be quite impressive if worn as underwear. Hmmm...