My Cards Are Better! How About A Contest?!

Vegas Freedom has these cool packs of trading cards that they give away. These feature some of the famous chefs who have restaurants in Vegas.

They're just like baseball cards, with stats and everything.



I picked up a pack when I was working a tourism trade show a few days prior to my recent Las Vegas trip. I was going to try and get them all autographed by the chefs themselves, but really, were they actually going to BE there? More importantly, was I going to be able to afford to eat at any of these places? I didn't think so.



Now I'm making half-assed attempts to clean the apartment and I'm tired of looking at them. They're cool and all, but I have thousands of my own trading cards lying around the house.
Do I really need somebody else's cards?

If you'd like this set of 13 chef cards, post your favorite joke about food, restaurants (including chefs, waitresses, etc.) or Las Vegas in the comments section of this post. The one that makes me laugh the most (or at all, really) will get them sent directly to your front door. Then, when you get tired of looking at them you can give them to some other blogger.

I'd sell them on eBay, but this is much more fun!

I'll make my decision about the winner on Monday. Happy joking!