I Can't Figure Out What's Up with Hello Pictures

I'm holding off on many shameless plugs, thank yous, and most importantly PENGUIN NEWS! I want the photos to accent the brilliant (moronic) post and I don't want to just hot-link to the photos.

Hello has been pesky in the past, but never quite like this. I can't upload a darned thing. Ah well. I'll get it all worked out soon.