FINALLY! Two Causes I Can Support!
I absolutely loathe those stupid ribbon magnets festooning so many cars on the road these days. They are pathetic attempts to ease one's troubled mind and do something without actually doing anything.
If you have one of those magnets on your car for ANY reason or cause, I mock you. I don't care if you actually have a family member in Iraq, are a breast cancer survivor, wear argyle fucking socks, they're stupid eyesores and you're pathetic for buying one.
If you have one of those magnets on your car for ANY reason or cause, I mock you. I don't care if you actually have a family member in Iraq, are a breast cancer survivor, wear argyle fucking socks, they're stupid eyesores and you're pathetic for buying one.
If you want to support the troops, then get YOUR President to stop sending them into harm's way and START giving the heroes of our country the benefits they deserve when they come home. A stupid magnet (Made in China) will not do a damned thing!
They are even more annoying than the stickers boasting about your supposed honor roll student. These ridiculous magnets are the "Baby on Board" signs of this generation and they need to GO!
Luckily my friend Kellie sent me an e-mail about a guy who hates them as much as I do and I am here to support his cause. Ladies and gentleman, I give you the AntiMagnet website!
They are even more annoying than the stickers boasting about your supposed honor roll student. These ridiculous magnets are the "Baby on Board" signs of this generation and they need to GO!
Luckily my friend Kellie sent me an e-mail about a guy who hates them as much as I do and I am here to support his cause. Ladies and gentleman, I give you the AntiMagnet website!
Fan-fucking-tastic! I wish I'd have thought of it. Well actually I did have an idea I sent to the guys at Fu-Qtoo where the shirt would feature a drawing of a ribbon that read, "Save the Ribbons" but nothing ever came of that. Anyway, check out this guy's very funny site and be sure to link up and help support his cause. If you don't then you're simply unAmerican!
Moving on...
Anyone who has read my so-called writing (both of you) will know that I get my undies in a bunch at all of the holidays that basically cater to women. I've written many a piece about Valentine's Day and one helluva great work about Father's Day (which is really a holiday for women). Well, someone else feels the same way I do and has come up with a holiday that REALLY is for men. What man would refuse Steak & BJ Day?
Yes, I'll send you to that site, but do I really need to explain this one? It is quite simple. On March 14th of EVERY YEAR FOR ALL TIME GODDAMMIT the overly-catered woman will treat their hard-working and clearly under-appreciated man to a steak dinner and a start-to-finish blow job. No questions. No cards. NO HEADACHES! Head on over to the site to learn more.
I, of course, will not get to enjoy Steak & BJ Day. I can pretty much expect that I'll see a Cubs World Series victory sooner. Ahhh marriage. Is there anything it can't ruin?
6 Comments:
Nooooo, we all HOPED we'd get one from a girl named BJ.
See, most nicknames start because of something you do, or something that happened to you, or something you're good at. Rarely do people think nicknames come from initials or someone's actual name.
A guy who ran well in track could be nicknamed, "Speedy".
Someone who used to flash people in college could be called "Flash"
A guy meets a girl named BJ and we have no choice but to assume you do one thing quite well: play Blackjack.
;)
11:11 PM
No comments enabled on the bottom post...? Blog's not done yet, I don't think. But hopefully, it looks more interesting.
Three feet tall, horned, with warts- we must've passed by on the street at some point! ;P
as for bumper sticker/magnets-- yikes, i'll probably go to hell now. in honor of the upcoming holiday: "Easter's cancelled this year. They found the body."
3:51 AM
I truly hate bumber stickers. The only one I'd ever consider is one that says, "Please Do Not Try To Save My Soul."
4:00 AM
I've never really had a problem with bumper stickers, except ones that were truly unfunny or ones supporting a political candidate. If I saw Marjo's bumper sticker I'd laugh my fool head off and be happy with her 3 ft tall warty self. LOL!
I will admit that the one's about your honor roll student, hugging your kids today, or any useless social or bragging message I can't stand.
I've always felt that your bumper sticker had better A) make me laugh B) promote your band C) Encourage you to escape to Wisconsin
My mother just reminded me of those even more useless plastic bracelets. I suppose those will be next on my shit list.
7:29 AM
Looks like you just did all that. :)
I dunno nothing about those other sites nor Jay Barnes...nor Aziz for that matter, but I'll check em out.
WOO-HOO! Kellie's here!
10:47 AM
I had this [http://www.shagpro.com/golfwidow/darwin.jpg] up as a BlogExplosion banner, but no one clicked on it so I retired it.
6:59 PM
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