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Welcome to everyone from all the various freebies & giveaway sites and bulletin boards out there. Please take a look around and actually read some of the things here. I'm happy to send out goodies, but I'm even happier to send it out to epeople who have been enjoying my work.

If you're just here to get something for nothing, then please head HERE & follow the instructions on how to receive a free Andy Martello Collector's Card. It's easy. I'll give you a hint...You e-mail me and ask nicely for one and I'll send it out. If you want all the goodies found here (or whatever I still have in stock) you have to follow the instructions below.

I would like to remind you all, I am looking for Andy Land fans to send me some fan sign snapshots. There seems to be far too much confusion about what a fan pic really is. Just sending me a photo of yourself or a penguin, no matter how adorable you both are, doesn't make it a fan pic. Sure some of the Penguini Posse have those types of photos represented, but regular readers know exactly what they did to receive their goodies.

I've already provided a link to one series of fan pics, but to make it even easier, click HERE, or HERE, or how about HERE!

Why should you take a snapshot of yourself holding a fan sign? Because I'll send you a present!

Yep, take a snapshot of you holding an Andy Martello fan sign and send it to me and I'll send you an Andy Martello collector's trading card!

Post the shots at your own blog along with a link to this site or my main website and I'll send you a CD of some of my favorite versions of Louie Louie.

Think of it. TWENTY FIVE different versions of the world's most useless song all for yourself!

(CD is for Archival and Novelty Purposes only and is NOT to be SOLD! I've got enough problems without some angry musicians and their lawyers on my ass!).

Lastly, if the fan pic you post at your blog somehow manages to feature either a penguin (or some penguin reference or theme) or a lovely hot lady in lingeire(OK, that's just me & some wishful thinking) you may well receive this adorable 7" Penguin plush toy!

How can you go wrong with that? Take a fan pic, throw a penguin in there and BOOM! You have a penguin of your very own to clutter up your cubicle. Sounds like a winner to me!

As a side note, I certainly appreciate if some of my fans are young HOTTIES in lingerie, but that is not a necessity. I'm a big dumb male and I always appreciate photos of scantily clad women. Plus, I'm curious to see what sort of response I actually get. The internet does bring about some funny critters ya know.

Truth be told, I'll probably send you any or all of this crap regardless. I just want the fan pics and the extra traffic.

More importantly, I'm just that insecure about my fan base that I just want regular readers and true believers to send in some fan pics for the fun of it all.

There are a few things to realize here.

1. You also have to send me your mailing address! Otherwise I can send you neither Jack nor shit!
2. Also understand that I'm not made of cash! So please, one item per customer. If you want to upgrade and take better or naughtier shots later I'm sure we can work something out (Heh!).
3. If you post pics to your own website or blog, keep them up for at least a week so I can reap the benefits of a little extra traffic. Of course, you can keep them up forever if you'd like. Lord knows I'll be keeping them up here for a long time.
4. Lastly, this is all based upon availability of supplies and goodies as well as my own amount of time to dedicate to this nonsense. I'd love to make this a lifetime thing, but who knows how long I'll be writing or performing, much less blogging. I guess I'm saying I can send out whatever I want to whomever I want or send nothing at all. But for now...When the toys run out or I'm so sick of this crap that I can't see straight anymore...GAME OVER!