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Thursday, January 20, 2005

On this Inauguration Day I Will Get a Brazilian Wax!

Why should the President be the only asshole that shines today?

4 Comments:

Blogger BTude a.k.a. GlassHoppah said...

Damnit Andy, you know we don't provide insurance for such things! Let us know how that works out for you ;)

PS We will of course want all the teary details!

2:24 PM

 
Blogger Andy Land said...

There are benefits with this gig? Woo-HOO!

3:06 PM

 
Blogger D Brooks said...

What you didn't know about benefits?

List of Benefits:

1. We get to harass you
2. We get to flaunt your particular form of humor and/or lunacy to the world
3. We get to forward any and all hate mail to you

OH!!! ... you meant YOUR benefits.

1. You get to be harassed by the best MaliciousBitches in the known universe
2. You get to publish and showcase all your best material on not one, but two additional ezines potentially seen by millions of readers.

and last but certainly not least...
3. YOU get all the hate mail!!

Oh... and you get your own button.

DB

11:23 PM

 
Blogger Andy Land said...

Well that is quite the list of benefits! The button thing seems to be the most promising and entertaining though. See my newest post!

Of course, I do appreciate the publication and exposure!

One day, when I'm too popular to even give you the time of day, I'll be sure to have my people thank you. ;)

11:51 PM

 

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