The New Partridge Family - What the FUCK?

OK, I am all for VH1 making some coin on the NEW Partridge Family show. It will surely be guilty pleasure viewing for many a pop culture moron (like me). But what the hell happened to Chris & Tracy?

They're having these audition shows and competitions to find the next Keith, Laurie, and Danny, but there's no hullabaloo about finding a Chris or a Tracy. What gives? Are they even IN the new show? Are they DEAD? What happened to Chris & Tracy? Did these two go the way of Tiger the Dog on The Brady Bunch?

Come to think of it, I haven't seen much mention about casting choices for Rueben or Shirley. They MUST be having those characters in the show.

I DEMAND ANSWERS!




If you can shed a little light on this MYSTERY please e-mail me right away!