In My Life...

I've only learned a few things that are almost always true.

1. If you meet a woman who REALLY HATES The Who, Led Zeppelin, or any other iconic "classic rock" band, it is almost certainly because she used to date (and was later summarily FUCKED OVER by) a guy that REALLY LOVED The Who, Led Zeppelin, etc.
2. About the only time you can truly get away with calling your wife or your girlfriend a "filthy whore" is when you have your cock in her ass.
3. There are some purchases that I will never stop paying for.