Homeland Security Advisory Systems for Pop Culture Freaks

FINALLY, there's a terror alert color code system that I can understand. From the fine folks at Geek and Proud, I bring you the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Advisory System.

No longer will I have to be confused by the otherwise ridiculous color code set in place by G-Dub's henchmen. Now it all makes perfect sense!

While watching Adult Swim one night my wife and I were busting out in hysterics at an episode of Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law. It was that episode where we saw the dawn of the "Rush: Moving Pictures Alert". I sure hope we never hit that level of senseless panic and fake awareness!

But Wait! You may ask yourself, "My children are far too young to enjoy the programming on Adult Swim. How on Earth will I be able to traumatize my children with false panic AND keep them abreast of the current state of our country's terror awareness?" Thankfully, the guys at Geek and Proud have come up with a solution we ALL can live with.

BEHOLD! I am proud to bring to your attention, the Sesame Street Terror Advisory System. This simple color-coded chart, along with the friendly faces of familiar, NON-TERRORIST Muppets are sure to lull your children into a bizarre sense of secure terror. Use this system wisely because you wouldn't want to panic your children for all the wrong reasons.

From now on, I'll be posting the current terror levels on my blog so you too can be safe and secure knowing that we MIGHT get attacked. If I find any other high-quality advisory systems I'll certainly bring them to your attention. Feel free to e-mail me with links to other systems or simply post them here.

Thanks to Marjo Moore for adding one of these to her site. Had I not been surfing and wasting time there, I'd surely have missed out on a great opportunity to provide some humanitarian relief to my readers.

I wonder if this is the sort of this that will get the folks at Blogger to make my site a "Blog of Note".