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Friday, March 16, 2012

Oxycocktail

Ruch Limbaugh, Oxycontin, Viagra, Birth Control, The Pill

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Thursday, March 15, 2012

Why Some Men Watch Porn Alone

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I know, I know.
I've got it all wrong.
A woman would notice the shoes first.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Karma is a Bitch

Rush Limbaugh, Karma is a Bitch, birth control

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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Fare Unbalanced

Fox News Fair & Balanced

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Monday, March 12, 2012

I Calls 'em as I sees 'em...and I Sure Do SEES 'em

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Sunday, March 11, 2012

Office Space


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Saturday, March 10, 2012

Marriage


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Friday, March 09, 2012

Women Don't REALLY Want an Honest Man

Does this make me look fat?

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Thursday, March 08, 2012

Ed Hardy Beer

Ed Hardy Beer

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Wednesday, March 07, 2012

For My Comedian Friends

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Tuesday, March 06, 2012

All the Single Ladies

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Monday, March 05, 2012

A Funny Man


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Sunday, March 04, 2012

A Medical Rush

Rush Limbaugh Birth Control

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Saturday, March 03, 2012

Oh Gee


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Friday, March 02, 2012

Opinions vs. Facts



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Thursday, March 01, 2012

The Post Office Should Buy this Idea From Me

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