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Monday, July 25, 2011

The Ultra Lounge of the Internet is Open for Business!

I am very pleased to announce the
NEW & IMPROVED

www.andymartello.com

Modern. Super-Cool. User-Friendly.

The Ultra Lounge of the Internet!



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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

On This Date in Andy Martello History...

Those who know me well, know I rarely
pass up an opportunity to

A) Blow my own horn
B) Ridicule myself.

Today I get to do BOTH!

Enjoy reading this article about yours truly from July 20, 1988.
Printed in the Marengo Star Newspaper and
preserving my truly awful fashion & style choices for eternity.


Click the image to see a larger view and to read the whole story.
I had hope for my future back then.
Age has mellowed my enthusiasm.
Reality has crushed my soul. LOL!

Jeezus-F@#%! Did I own a mirror?

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Friday, July 01, 2011

The Dyson Accordion, By Andy Martello



Please enjoy my latest comedy video and vote "FUNNY" at
FunnyOrDie.com, if you'd be so kind.



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