A Quick Note to McDonald's
As long as you have featured the Chicken McNuggets, you have offered the same three sauces. Those would be Barbecue, Sweet & Sour, and Hot Mustard. That's it! They are the only sauces you offer. You do not offer these sauces with any of your other meals because that would confuse the morons you hire. McNuggets sauces go with the McNuggets, Ranch Dressing goes with salads, Ketchup is available by request, and so on.
For the record, when I am at one of your stores, order McNuggets and ask for "the mustard sauce", DO NOT TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK I MEANT BY THE PHRASE, "MUSTARD SAUCE" AND THEN PROVE YOUR STUPIDITY BY ASKING ME, "DID YOU MEAN HOT MUSTARD?"! You ONLY offer Hot Mustard with your McNuggets! There are NO OTHER OPTIONS! There is a Honey Mustard in salad dressing form and in sauce form but the sauce is ONLY available with the Chicken Selects (which are NOT available in all locations!). The only other mustard is squirted on your burgers and very rarely offered in packets (like ketchup).
Sure I could change my life to fit your Neanderthal clerks mentality and make sure to ask for the Hot Mustard sauce, but I am the customer and therefore, I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!
If I ask for the mustard sauce, just give me the fucking mustard sauce and shut the fuck up before I go all"Falling Down" on your pathetic asses!
6 Comments:
AMEN, Sistah!
I was going to rant on about this very thing, but everyone would have railed me for sounding like a honky racist conspiracy theorist. So I deleted it all. LOL!
Let me just say, please...Learn English if you want to live & work in the U.S. of A. I'd learn your language if I lived in your native land.
Peace, OUT!
12:49 PM
If you've ever eaten KFC mashed potatoes by scooping them up with a chicken tender because the cashier neglected to provide sporkage, you are me.
9:52 PM
Hello! Found you through Golfwidow and since she said such nice things about you I thought I'd pop in.
What I hate is when I order my bean burritos with no onions about 50% of the time they have onions. So when I drive all the way back to correct it (I've since learned to check before I leave the parking lot) the cashier treats me like I'm the one who made the mistake. The Fast Food Lackeys here all speak English; they just don't give a shit.
6:23 AM
Well Howdy, Warcrygirl!
Of course since you're a transplanted Californian now living in the south, I should probably say, "Well, like Howdy, Dude" or something equally as bad.
Golwfwidow is a sweetheart and I think the world of her. Of course anyone with a fondness for penguins gets special treatment in my book.
Glad you came by and commented. I hope you come back often. I'll check out your blog today. If you're up for a link exchange, just let me know.
10:17 AM
Sure, I'd love to do a link exchange! Thanks for checking me out. And that DiscoPete; he's a sexy beast, no?
I've actually used the words 'dude' and 'ya'll' in the same sentence. Plus, I've actually said y'alls. God help me.
10:37 AM
It could be worse. You could live in the Pittsburgh area and say things like "you'ns" (which is short for "you ones" and is somehow worse).
Or you could live anywhere where that awful Bostonian-type accent is.
So a hybrid California/Southern accent isn't that bad. At least you'd be fun to listen to at parties.
Disco Pete is right up there with Big Elvis in my book (see past posts for that one)
I'll get your link up later today.
Many thanks!
10:49 AM
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